THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the heck is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please shed some light on before I lose it? How Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm freaking right now. It's like someone just